{"product_id":"countdown-to-death-continues-birthday-card","title":"Countdown to Death Continues Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"102\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e4.375\" x 5.75\"\u003c\/strong\u003e folded card with envelope\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a sprinkle of dark humor to your friend’s special day with our 'And the Countdown to Death Continues... Happy Birthday!' card! This cute vintage style card embraces aging with a playful twist that’s perfect for those who appreciate a little macabre wit in their celebrations. Featuring a delightfully morbid message and charming vintage artwork, this card cleverly balances the realities of getting older with a lighthearted laugh. It’s an ideal choice for friends or family members who can handle the truth that aging is just a countdown!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank inside so you can say exactly what you mean. Plain Kraft Brown Envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: All sales are final. Colors may vary by screen. We work in a dog-friendly space that brings joy to everything we create.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMuchos thanks for supporting our small shop! Follow @3twentysix!\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42179589603374,"sku":"GC-98","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0560\/1588\/0238\/files\/966abcf4753da336512767a59c730efceb8e8795d6d7a2b2b0b7d76ef6d13a29.jpg?v=1773864154","url":"https:\/\/3twentysix.com\/products\/countdown-to-death-continues-birthday-card","provider":"3twentysix.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}